After endless research on behalf of the oldfartsurfers of the world, the Old Farts Surf Co. is pleased to announce the discovery of the ultimate oldfartsurfcraft. "Its a jet propelled oldfartsurfcraft called the WaveJet" announced Old Farts Surf Co. Head Honcho, the Mexican (OFSC No. 4). "It is the perfect answer for oldfartsurfers with tired old arms needing a boost to get into the waves. It is brilliant in its design having a re-chargeable power pod that can be taken off one board and put on another. What's more they have a whole range of oldfartsurfcraft from short boards to longboards and SUP's" said Mex.
According to the manufacturers it can run between 30 min and 75 min run time and comes in models that go either 5 mph or 10 mph. The oldfartsurfer reckons it will negate the need for jet skis at big wave spots.
A couple of big questions need to be answered before take up of the WaveJet by the general oldfartsurfpopulation, for example; what is the danger of being hit by a riderless rampaging board? how heavy and hard to turn are they? The Old Farts Surf Co. is in deep negotiation with the manufacturers for a test sample to undertake more research and we promise to keep you informed.
To own one of these beauties all it takes is a cool $5k, perhaps you should negotiate a deal to get a 5 board quiver.
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