29 September 2010

Old Farts Surf Co Fabulous Tour of Coolangatta Days 1 & 2

Avid readers may be wondering what on earth has happened to the oldfartsurfers over the past month.  Well, to beat the winter blues, Old Farts Surf Co. Head Honcho, and holder of the Original Series Individually Numbered Tee Shirt No. 4, The Mexican, organised the inaugural Old Farts Surf Co. Fabulous Tour of Coolangatta.  The Mex managed to secure the use of his parent's time share unit as the team bunk house and cashed in his frequent flyer points to get there.  To complete the low budget tour he secured a rent a bomb from Coolangatta Airport (cash only in the car park and no questions asked).  "I was pretty impressed with the bunk house", said The Dude (Oldfartsurfer No. 12) on arrival, "it had running water, a mirror for the ladies, a kettle and a magnificent view of the superbank".  "The boys enjoyed an evening brew or two watching the evening surf from the balcony".
(Day 1, perfect onshore conditions for an uncrowded surf)
The Mex managed to organise a crowd free day for the first day in the surf.  "It was 2' and on shore and the only crew out were in a longboard competition, perfect conditions to get used to the place" said the Mex.  The Dude managed to get tangled up in the competition and copped a little verbal explanation on how to surf in a heat without being entered in the event.  "There were plenty of waves to go round and I wanted to put on a show for the spectators" said the Dude.
(Day 2 Action on the Superbank)
Day 2 of the Tour saw the surf clean up to a perfectly clean 1'.  The Dude and the Mex were now experienced locals and were immediately accepted by the crowd.  "Getting waves out there was easy as eating cherry pie" said the Dude, "all you had to do was catch the wave and ignore anyone who may already be on it."  Team waves seemed to be the way to surf the Superbank. "They are a very sharing community, you should tell all your friends to come and surf it" said the Mex.

(Day 2 action from the bunk house)
Stay tuned for the next installment of the Old Farts Surf Co. Fabulous Tour of Coolangatta where the team goes south and goes feral.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good start to the tour. waves can only get bigger. What about news of the WOOFs (Wife of Old Fart) or have they gone shopping?

Looking foward to evidence of you guys surfing the postcards shots are nice but show me something nasty like ripping the top off!

R

Oldfartsurfer said...

Hey Rouge, be assured we have some nasty shots of the Dude ripping to top off a tinny. Also love yer style, we've all heard of footballers WAGS now we have our very own WOOFS (Wives of Old Fart Surfers)

Oldfartsurfer said...

There some dissent to the use of WOOFS due to its association with sounds emitted by canines. A change to WAGOFS or WAGOOFS has been mooted. The suggestion of using POOFS (Partners of ...) has been rejected, although the OFSC respects the rights and preferences of individual Oldfartsuefers.

Anonymous said...

I think you were heading in the right direction with POOFS but why did you stop there? Other alteratives:

GOOFS girls of...
LOOFS ladies of...
SOOFS sheilas of...

Understand this is a sensitive search for an acronym, but surely you guys will handle carefully.

BTW if you're in a newsagent pick up the 40th anniversary of TRACKS it has a reprint of edition #1, quite interesting especially the environmental theme. Also has a good Capt Goodvibes cartoon. Now those were days, but I think I'll leave that story to some other time...

R